Neulich bei Facebook.........Susanne erhielt einen Kommentar zu ihrem Fotoalbum. General Daniel B. Allyn bat untertänigst darum, eine Freundschaftsanfrage zu bekommen. Susanne schrieb aber bereits mit General Allyn und hielt das erst für ein Versäumnis seinerseits. Es stellte sich aber dann heraus, dass es tatsächlich ein zweiter General Allyn ist. General Nr. 2 bezichtigt natürlich nun General Nr.1, ein Scammer zu sein. Das ist lustig. Susanne macht mal mit beiden weiter. Die könnten unterschiedlicher gar nicht sein.








General Allyn Nr. 1 : er ist doof wie Brot und kriegt nur kurze Sätze raus, die auch vor Fehlern nur so strotzen. Im Moment ist er dabei, zu versuchen, WhatsApp zu installieren. Eine große Herausforderung. Den hatte Susanne zuerst am Start.





Einige Kostproben aus dem Facebook-Chat:



Honey I will text you in cell number okay just wait

Look I have do many things to have whatApp but I can't do it is not working on my phone I don't know why

Susanne is not working right now but I will keep trying okay maybe it's will work later in the because

General Allyn Nr. 2 ist ein ganz anderes Kaliber. Wortgewaltig, redegewandt und überheblich. Sein Englisch ist absolut fehlerfrei. Er quatscht Susanne voll, bis die Schwarte kracht und haut ganz ordentlich auf die Kacke. Das wird sicher nicht billig. Es wäre echt schön, in diesem Fall gehörig Schaden anzurichten. Susanne ist daher ausnahmsweise mal sehr freundlich. Beleidigen kann ich ihn ja immer noch, wenn es nachher um Geld geht.








Einige Kostproben aus dem Facebook-Chat:



I want to inform you that I have noticed a concerning trend of my name and image being used for creating fraudulent social media profiles. My team and I are working to address this issue by reporting these fake accounts to Facebook for removal. If you encounter anyone impersonating me on Facebook or other platforms, please be cautious. I am actively working to combat these impersonators and want to emphasize that this page is my only official account. How long have you been in contact with someone impersonating me?



I wanted to inform you that my team and I have discovered something quite alarming. We recently uncovered over 500 fraudulent Facebook pages, including my own, that were impersonating the US Army profile. This revelation has prompted us to take action. In fact, we are currently planning a meeting with the Facebook team while we are in the United States. Our purpose is simple: to join forces and eliminate this rampant issue once and for all. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Although it may not be your concern, I felt the need to advise you to be cautious with your security, particularly because you indicated that you were communicating with someone claiming to be me, with whom you might have become friends.


Despite the fact that my team and I have been diligently reporting fake Facebook pages to the platform's management for deletion, I am reaching out to you personally to request your support in tackling these social media scandals. I kindly request that you block and delete anyone impersonating me from your friend list. Together, let's take a stand against these fraudulent activities.



Reisebericht von Touren mit seiner erfundenen Tochter



That sounds amazing! Just like you and your husband traveled to so many places, my daughter and I also embark on frequent adventures. My daughter and I have been fortunate enough to explore numerous destinations on our vacations. Places like Canada, France, Italy, England, Netherlands, Greece, Switzerland, Dubai, and countless others have left us with unforgettable memories. Speaking of travel, could you please share some of the wonderful destinations that you and your husband have visited in the USA, Canada, and France?


Awesome! I must say that you have had some amazing travel experiences! New Orleans, Paris, and Montreal are all beautiful cities with rich cultural histories. Browsing through the ante bellum architecture in New Orleans and visiting the old plantation buildings like Oak Alley and Whitecastle must have been quite memorable. Venturing forth with my daughter has been a remarkable experience, allowing us to broaden our horizons and immerse ourselves in the cultural tapestry of diverse destinations. Our excursion to New Orleans, for instance, provided a unique opportunity to explore the vibrant city's rich heritage and captivating ambiance. The alluring streets, replete with lively jazz performances and captivating Creole cuisine, left an indelible mark on our memories. Moreover, our journey to the charming city of Paris in France unveiled a world of enchantment, where we traversed the iconic boulevards, admired the grandeur of the Eiffel Tower, and indulged in the city's renowned culinary delights. This experience fostered a deeper appreciation for the artistic and architectural marvels that grace the European continent. Nor can we forget the wonders of Canada, where we discovered the vibrant city of Montreal and the stunning natural beauty of Niagara Falls. These destinations, each with its own distinct character, have enriched our understanding of the world and strengthened the bond shared between a parent and child. Through these remarkable travels, my daughter and I have not only expanded our knowledge but also cultivated cherished memories that will forever linger in our hearts. The joy of exploring new horizons together has made these journeys truly invaluable, cementing our shared experiences as a testament to the power of exploration and the enduring connection between a parent and child. In the tranquil embrace of the Swiss Alps, my daughter and I have had the privilege of embarking on a series of captivating journeys over the past few years. Our visits to this enchanting country have not only strengthened the bond we share but have also afforded us the opportunity to immerse ourselves in a world of breathtaking landscapes, rich cultural heritage, and unforgettable experiences. Switzerland's natural beauty has a way of captivating the senses, and with each passing year, we have discovered new and enchanting places to explore. From the towering peaks of the Matterhorn to the serene waters of Lake Geneva, the sheer majesty of this alpine wonderland has left an indelible mark on both our memories and our hearts.




Er möchte nach Zürich ziehen, wenn er im Ruhestand ist



Thank you for your interest. As I prepare for retirement in the coming weeks, I want to emphasize that a military career is unlike any other. It is a profession built on competitiveness, particularly during deployments. My choice to settle in Zurich is driven by its rich cultural tapestry, offering numerous events, a wealth of museums, and a diverse culinary landscape, all underpinned by Switzerland's vibrant nightlife. I will soon seek guidance from the cantonal migration office regarding residency permits upon retirement. I trust you to assist in finding a suitable residence for me to purchase in Zurich when the time is right.

General Allyn Nr. 1 kriegt es nicht gebacken, sich bei WhatsApp zu melden, aber genau da will Susanne ihn haben. Angeblich ist seine Nummer dort "gebannt". Er will, dass Susanne ihn bei "cell" anschreibt (keine Ahnung, was das sein soll), dann schlägt er Signal vor. Susanne lehnt alles kategorisch ab und offenbart ihm, dass ihr bereits ein Missgeschick mit einem Internet-Kontakt passiert ist, der ebenfalls kein WhatsApp benutzt hat. Ein Chirurg im Jemen. Susanne hat immerhin 125.000,00 Euro für einen Privatjet bezahlt und hat den Herrn Doktor natürlich nicht zu Gesicht bekommen. Susanne ist wachsam. Ohne WhatsApp läuft nix. Er soll sich gefälligst anstrengen und zusehen, dass er sich eine Nummer besorgt. Er ist verzweifelt und panisch. Er will Susanne nicht verlieren. Da das Formatieren der Facebook-Chats zu umständlich ist, wieder nur ein paar Highlights aus seinen Beiträgen:





Okay look I will try to fixed the WhatsApp okay

I don't have a landline number so I don't have WhatsApp

My phone number was baned the last tim so since then it won't work

I can't make it work so you pressuring me to do so for what reason

6675770613 There text me on message not WhatsApp

That's not link that's my phone number send me a message

I told you to message me on number do it right now so we can talk

Can you create WhatsApp for me if you can then try it you I can't either my number is banned in WhatsApp

You mean to me Susanne promise me you will never ever leave me Susanne


Susanne soll eine WhatsApp-Nummer für ihn organisieren. Das fehlte noch. Er soll mal den Arsch hoch kriegen und was tun für sein Geld. Er bekommt keine Antwort mehr bei Facebook. Da er nun weiß, wie viel Geld führ ihn drin sein könnte, muss er sich schon was einfallen lassen

General Allyn Nr. 2 und Susanne sind inzwischen verliebt. Susanne hat ihm offenbart, dass sie Gefühle für ihn entwickelt hat, weil er so ein Mann von Welt ist. Einfach ein ganzer Kerl. Glücklicherweise erwidert er ihre Gefühle und für die beiden hängt der Himmel jetzt voller Geigen. Blöderweise habe ich ihn auch (noch) nicht bei WhatsApp. Das ist aus sicherheitstaktischen Gründen für ihn leider nicht erlaubt. Er freut sich schon darauf, endlich zu Susanne in die Schweiz zu kommen. Seine Tochter Danielle wird dann auf die Ziegen und den Hund aufpassen, damit die Hochzeitsreise nach Hawaii in trockenen Tüchern ist.






I never thought I would find love again after my divorce. Yet, since the moment we met, you have given me countless reasons to love you. Discovering you has made me feel like the luckiest person in the world. The way you entered my life was nothing short of miraculous. I would take you to Hawaii for our honeymoon if we were in the States, but I believe that Switzerland offers the best destination for a romantic getaway. I envision us cruising on pristine lakes, hiking in the Swiss Alps, savoring exquisite chocolates, and embarking on scenic train journeys.


I understand your concerns completely. Taking care of your animals is not only a responsibility, but also a crucial task, especially during an important period. Perhaps we could consider scheduling a trip to Hawaii for a less hectic time in the future. Alternatively, my daughter could take charge of caring for your animals while we are away, allowing us to enjoy our visit to Hawaii. I can assure you that Danielle would be more than grateful for the chance to look after your goats and dog. Her compassion for animals has always been evident, as she used to take care of my own pets when I had them.


I would have been chatting with you via WhatsApp if we hadn't been restricted from using our cell phone numbers. Our signal corps detected that terrorist groups were attempting to track us using spyware on our phones. However, please provide me with your WhatsApp number and email address so that I can contact you whenever possible, my dear. I assure you that I will be extremely cautious while outside to prioritize both my safety and your peace of mind. I deeply value your love and will take excellent care of myself, just as you wish. Thank you, and stay well.


A senior Whitehall official in London describes the status of terrorist groups as "weakened but still active". Although the main leadership is mostly located in Syria, ISIS has expanded its influence to various parts of the world. Most of the attacks carried out in their name are now occurring in sub-Saharan Africa. In Europe and the Middle East, the most dangerous branch of the organization is considered to be IS-Khorasan Province, which is widely blamed for the mass casualty attacks in Moscow and Kerman, Iran, this year. IS-Khorasan Province, also known as ISKP, operates from Afghanistan and north-west Pakistan, where it is engaged in an insurgency against the ruling Taliban in Afghanistan. I understand that this is a concerning situation, and I am taking all necessary precautions to ensure my safety. Hopefully, I will be able to leave this place soon so that we can be together again as the best couple ever.

General Allyn Nr. 1 hat sich heute bisher ruhig verhalten. Dafür drückt General Allyn Nr. 2 weiter mächtig auf die Tube. Er redet Susanne als "my lady" an. Charmant, charmant. Das kostet sicher extra




I wish I could be there too, wrapped in your embrace, finding solace in the warmth of your presence. The weather is scorching today, with temperatures soaring to 95°F. However, there is some relief as the evening approaches, with temperatures dropping to a cooler 71°F. When it comes to the weather, Switzerland truly offers the perfect climate in comparison to Syria. Imagining us together in Switzerland, cuddling and keeping each other warm, fills my heart with joy. I can't wait to be by your side. In the meantime, indulge in something delicious and fulfilling, my dear. As for me, I started my day with a revitalizing cup of coffee and enjoyed a scrumptious slice of pizza for lunch. What occupies your time at this moment, my love?


Your presence lingers in my thoughts, captivating my mind and filling my days with endless curiosity. The thoughts of our last conversation keep replaying in my mind. I am currently engaged in drafting documentation while conversing with you. May I inquire about your favored culinary delights, my lady?

General Allyn Nr. 2 hat sich bei Susanne nach ihren Lieblingsgerichten erkundigt. Susanne mag italienische Küche. Und man höre und staune: auch der General steht drauf. Und nicht nur das. Er kann auch kochen. Er ist halt echt die eierlegende Wollmilchsau. Einfach der perfekte Mann.




That's fantastic! I have a passion for making a variety of Italian dishes such as Spaghetti & Meatballs, Pepperoni Pizza, Chicken Parmesan, Caesar Salad, Garlic Bread, Rainbow Cookies, Italian Dressing, and many more that my late mother taught me. I don't have a favorite food because I enjoy anything that is satisfying and delicious. My deployments have allowed me to experience a wide range of meals from around the world. After I retire, I am really looking forward to indulging in Swiss cuisine. Thank you for your kind words. Italian cuisine is truly amazing with its rich flavors and diverse dishes.

General Allyn Nr. 1 hat es immer noch nicht geschafft, WhatsApp herunter zu laden. Bei General Allyn Nr. 2 geht es vorwärts. Er platzt mit einem Geheimnis heraus und braucht Susannes Hilfe. Er ist nämlich ein Held und hat eine dreiköpfige Prinzen-Familie gerettet. Dafür ist er reich belohnt worden. Er hat zum Zeichen des Dankes ein Paket mit 2,3 Millionen Dollar sowie goldenen Uhren erhalten. Ein Diplomat soll das Paket nun zu Susanne schicken.






I have an intriguing secret to share with you, based on the classified information relayed to us by our undercover agents. Ready to dive in?


A few weeks ago, I had the opportunity to rescue a family in grave danger. Despite the late hour and the perilous circumstances, my heart wouldn't allow me to rest. I made the decision to fly the chopper myself, knowing I was venturing into enemy territory.


Honey, that night I found this family of three, brought them to our camp, and provided them with a place to rest. While talking to the man, he revealed that he is a prince from one of the kingdoms in the UAE... I had no idea how much good I was doing myself by helping this family of three.


He pleaded with me to take them to the nearest airport in the morning, so they could leave the country. I agreed to help them wholeheartedly, and he promised that he would send me a gift as a token of gratitude. Not only that, he promised to personally inform his father, the king, about the kindness I had shown to him and his family. He assured me that the king would be immensely delighted and deeply appreciative of my actions.


Honey, I received a letter from the post office after 3 days, informing me that I have a package to collect from their office. Without delay, I went to retrieve the package and was pleasantly surprised. It turns out, it's a gift from the family I helped that night. I carefully loaded the briefcase into my truck and made my way back to our quarters. Imagine my sheer amazement and gratitude when I opened the briefcase. Inside, I discovered 2.4 million US dollars in cash and a stunning pair of gold wristwatches, all gracious gifts from the family I had assisted.


Thank you so much for your kind words! They mean a lot to me and I deeply appreciate your support. I could scarcely believe it myself when I initially opened the briefcase, but there it was, right before my eyes. I can't express how thankful I am to both God and the family for such an unexpected and generous present. Since then, I have kept the briefcase safely stored in our military warehouse, ensuring its security until I return home. I plan on bringing it along with me, cherishing this incredible gift forever. However, recent intelligence reports from our secret agents have alerted us to potential threats. There are plans by ISIS and the Taliban to attack strategic locations in our area. Given this alarming situation, I strongly feel that it would be best to send the briefcase to you. We are facing a limited timeframe to move our belongings to a secure location. Rest assured, my love, I want to keep our precious possessions safe, and sending the briefcase to you seems like the most practical and secure option at this time.


Thank you for your understanding and support during this crucial time in my life. I have already been in touch with the delivery company, and they have appointed a diplomat who will oversee the delivery to you within the next 48 hours. Below is the email address of the diplomat, with whom you should establish contact and introduce yourself as the intended recipient of my briefcase until my arrival. unitednationdiplomat17@gmail.com


My love, I regret not providing you with the diplomat's WhatsApp number instead of the email address, knowing that you do not use email on your phone. Here is the diplomat's WhatsApp, and I would greatly appreciate it if you could keep me updated on your conversation with them. +91 9933352187

Susanne hat natürlich versprochen, zu helfen und das Paket entgegen zu nehmen. Sie hat auch sofort Kontakt mit dem "Diplomaten" aufgenommen. Der ist für die Vereinte Nation tätig. Wohlgemerkt nur für diese eine Er benutzt eine Rufnummer aus Indien.










[19:43, 2.7.2024] Susanne: Good day Sir/Madam,
my name is Susanne Schmidt. I am writing to you on behalf of the shipment of General Daniel Allyn. I would like to inform you that I am the intended recipient of the delivery now. What do you need from me?

[07:45, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Good morning, Madam. I am the diplomat responsible for delivering a briefcase to you in Switzerland on behalf of your fiance, friend, or brother (Daniel Bartlett Allyn). To ensure a smooth delivery, I kindly request your full name, phone number, home address, and nearest airport.
Please understand that I may not be able to respond to messages promptly due to my demanding schedule.
Best regards,
United Nations Diplomat

[07:50, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Good morning Sir/Madam, please find my details below:

Susanne Schmidt
Im Stechelberg 5
CH-3824 Stechelberg
Switzerland
Phone number: +41 79958 ****
Nearest airport: Zürich

Thank you for your efforts
Kind regards
Susanne Schmidt

[08:06, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Thank you, Madam, for providing the necessary details to expedite the delivery of the briefcase to you. I will contact you again as soon as I have confirmed the details you just provided.

5000 CHF soll es kosten. Die Vereinte Nation liefert ein Bankkonto in der Schweiz.





[08:40, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Madam, we have thoroughly confirmed the details you provided and have calculated the delivery expenses for your Daniel Bartlett Allyn briefcase to be 5000 Swiss Francs. To guarantee the timely delivery of the briefcase, we kindly request your payment for the shipping costs. Should you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us. Thank you for your prompt response.

[08:56, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Dear Sir/Madam, that should be no problem. Please let me know your bank account information and the payment reference. Thank you

[09:09, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Thank you for your understanding, Madam. Please give me a few minutes. I will promptly provide you with the account details so that you can make the payment. This will allow us to proceed with the shipment process without delay.

[09:13, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Dear Sir/Madam, could you please confirm that I am the legal owner and intended receiver of this shipment? Thank you

[09:43, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Madam, here are the account details required for the payment for the delivery of the briefcase. Kindly send me the receipt once the payment is made so that I can inform the company that assigned me to deliver Daniel Bartlett Allyn's briefcase to you. Thank you.

CHUKWUMEZIE CHIBUEZE E.
IBAN: CH9800767000Z563*****
BIC/SWIFT: BCVLCH2LXXX
Bank: Banque Cantonale Vaudoise

[09:51, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Who is that, please?

[09:55, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Madam, I am the diplomat assigned to deliver Daniel Bartlett Allyn's briefcase to you in Switzerland.

[09:55, 3.7.2024] Susanne: So this is your personal bank account information?

[10:09, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Madam, apologize for the confusion. The account details I provided belong to my esteemed colleague, like me, serves as diplomat. Regrettably, I do not possess a personal account in Switzerland. Rest assured, however, that my colleague's account is trustworthy and will facilitate our transaction seamlessly.

Jetzt meldet sich auch General Allyn Nr.2. Er will natürlich wissen, was so abgeht und ob Susanne schon von dem Diplomaten gehört hat. Er wird eine böse Überraschung erleben. Susanne ist ja jetzt alleinige Eigentümerin und Empfängerin des wertvollen Paketes. Die Kohle reißt sie sich alleine unter den Nagel. Warum teilen, wenn sie alles für sich alleine haben kann? Der General kriegt einen Tritt in den Hintern. Er ist ja selber schuld. Man soll halt nicht so vertrauensselig sein, denn man weiß ja nie so genau, auf wen man sich im Internet einlässt.





Good morning, my lady. I apologize for the delayed response. I was in a meeting with my secretary discussing important matters that were brought up at headquarters this morning. It has been made clear that in order to combat the threat posed by ISIS and the Taliban, we must utilize every available tool at our disposal - including military power, improved homeland defenses, law enforcement, intelligence efforts, and dedicated initiatives to disrupt terrorist funding. The fight against global terrorists is a shared responsibility of indefinite duration. The United States is committed to aiding nations in need of assistance to combat terrorism, while also holding accountable those nations that are compromised by terror or harbor terrorists, as the allies of terror are the adversaries of civilization. It is paramount for the United States and its cooperative allies to prevent terrorists from establishing new strongholds. Together, we will endeavor to deprive them of sanctuary at every opportunity.


You mean the world to me, and I cherish every moment we spend talking to each other. Your presence fills my heart with joy and gratitude. Have you heard from the diplomat? I hope you and your dog are doing well.

Daniel hatte natürlich überhaupt keine Ahnung davon, dass da Kosten anfallen würden.





Oh, if only I had known that expenses were awaiting me at this stage in life, I would have withdrawn some money from the briefcase before stashing it in the warehouse. What do you think we should do, my love? Will you take care of the shipping fees, darling?

Certainly, I humbly request your assistance in covering the delivery costs of the briefcase to ensure its safe arrival and prevent any potential mishaps. Your prompt support would be greatly appreciated.

I am feeling a bit confused by your silence, my love.

Susanne: That is probably why I am still thinking about how to put it in words best

I urgently need you to share your thoughts with me, as we are under time pressure to move our belongings to safety. Some of my soldiers have already sent their belongings to the States. I would have requested assistance from my secretary, but I prefer to keep the content of the briefcase confidential. I want you to understand that I am willing to fully compensate you for any expenses incurred in safeguarding the briefcase from potential mishap.

Susanne: Listen Daniel, after we met and corresponded on here, I had gained the impression that I am talking to an intelligent adult who acts responsible at any time. But in this case you just did not. How on earth can one be so stupid to send such a fortune to someone one even does not know in person and who one has met on the internet? The internet is full of people whose intentions are unclear. My intentions were never shady or unclear, but now that it has unraveled that you are really so stupid to do something like this made me think twice. In your message you talk about "our belongings". I think I will have to correct you. The package belongs to me now and I am not going to share it with you. Thank you for the opportunity. I wish you better luck next time.

I deeply apologize for any inconvenience and misunderstanding, my love.

Susanne: There is no misunderstanding. The shipment belongs to me now and I will keep it for myself. Good bye

I would have become an intelligent and responsible adult, a quality I have exhibited since the day we first connected, had it not been for the current challenging circumstances. I completely understand your hesitation to help me cover the delivery expenses for the briefcase, given the prevalent issues of trust and scandals on social media. However, I want to assure you that I will never engage in any activities that would compromise my faith or belief in God. Ever since we first crossed paths, I have placed my complete trust in you, as you have proven to be a kind-hearted person. If I had known someone in whom I could trust, I would have already sent the briefcase to the States. Please don't give up on me during this crucial time in my life, when I need you the most.

Susanne: Which part exactly of what I just told you did you not understand?

I understand everything you have shared, and I humbly implore you to reconsider, extending your kind heart and generosity towards me. It is truly disheartening that the prevailing circumstances here threaten to jeopardize both our friendship and our shared plans for the future. The thought of my daughter learning about this would bring her immense disappointment and frustration. Have you given up on me?

Susanne: Yes. And it doesn't matter to me if your daughter will be frustrated and disappointed. I don't even know her. Just leave me alone now. My precious lifetime is too valuable to waste anymore of it with someone like you. Good bye

Seine Generalität Allyn Nr.2 rafft es scheinbar immer noch nicht so ganz. Zum Schluss muss Susanne sehr deutlich werden. Im Grunde ist es denen aber sowieso wurscht, denn es geht ja nur um das Geld. Der "Diplomat" wird es aber auch nicht leicht haben.




I am so very sorry for the inconvenience. I understand that you may have your reasons for feeling this way, but it's important to remember that kindness and empathy can go a long way in resolving conflicts. Taking a step back and trying to see things from the other person's perspective might lead to a more productive outcome.

Susanne: You obviously did not understand me. I will keep the package for myself.

Honestly, I'm a bit confused about your intention to keep the package for yourself. Are you specifically referring to the briefcase?

Susanne: Of course. Good bye

My love, rest assured that I am not driven by greed. If you could cover the cost of delivering the briefcase to you, we could split the funds inside it in a fair manner - 40% for you and 60% for me. However, what I truly ask for is the safety of the briefcase until I can be by your side, as it holds my retirement papers.

Susanne: I am not going to split anything with you. I will keep everything for myself

Even though you may not want to share anything with me, the retirement papers inside the briefcase are extremely important to me. I will always cherish and be grateful to you if you can safely keep the briefcase until my arrival. I urgently need you to contact the diplomat and arrange for the delivery of the briefcase so it can be handed over to you as soon as possible. Should you run out of funds after arranging for the delivery, please inform me, and I will send you a code to access the briefcase.

Susanne: I won't need any code. I will either send your retirement papers to the US Consulate in Zürich or simply burn them in my garden. It will all depend on my mood. And please don't write to me anymore.

I understand your frustration, but please reconsider. I value our professional relationship, and I am committed to resolving any issues. Let's work together to find a solution that satisfies both of us.

Susanne: Shut up. There is no relationship anymore.

Susanne und der "Diplomat" bei WhatsApp. Angeblich heißt er David Morris. Stürmische Zeiten voraus, Herr Morris.






[11:56, 3.7.2024] Susanne: I have just called my bank in order to get the transfer organized. Unfortunately I was told that I must come to my bank to sign in person. I have no online banking. It is impossible for me to go to my bank. I live high up in the mountains and I have animals to take care of. I can't just go to Zürich

[12:29, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Madam, it is my utmost responsibility to ensure the prompt delivery of Daniel Bartlett Allyn's briefcase to your location. However, I kindly request that you arrange for the necessary payment to cover the shipping fees in order to expedite the delivery process. Rest assured, once the payment is made, the briefcase will be promptly delivered to you without any delay. Your cooperation in making the necessary arrangements is greatly appreciated.

[12:31, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Would you please be so kind and tell me your name? I would like to know who I am talking to. Besides, please note that Mr Allyn has no more say in this matter because I am the legal owner of the shipment now. Don't worry about the payment. I will certainly find a way to handle it

[12:57, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Madam, I am Mr. David Morris, and I am delighted to be of service to you. It has come to my attention that there may be some confusion regarding your interaction with Mr. Daniel Bartlett Allyn. Rest assured, I am here to offer my unwavering support in ensuring a seamless and successful delivery of your precious briefcase. In order to proceed with the shipping arrangements, I kindly request that you make the necessary payment to cover the shipping fees. Once the payment has been made, I would greatly appreciate it if could provide me with the receipt. This will enable me to promptly confirm the transaction from my end and proceed with the delivery. Your satisfaction and peace of mind are of utmost importance to me, and I am fully committed to ensuring a hassle free experience for you. Please be assured that I will handle this matter with utmost professionalism and diligence. Thank you for your trust and cooperation. I eagerly anticipate the successful completion of this transaction and the opportunity to assist you further.
Best regards, Mr. David Morris

[12:59, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Dear Mr Morris, before I go any further with this, I expect your confirmation that I am now the legit owner and intended recipient of the shipment

[13:09, 3.7.2024] United Nation Diplomat: Understood. As the relevant information has been provided, I no longer concerns regarding the legitimate owner. In order to promptly facilitate the delivery of the briefcase to you, all that remains is for you to make the payment and kindly forward me the receipt. This will enable me to verify the transaction from my end.

[13:12, 3.7.2024] Susanne: Mr Morris, I have told you that I personally am not able to visit my bank to sign for the transfer in person. I have although thought about alternatives. A friend of mine in Germany is willing to help me out. Unfortunately she does not speak English. And please send me a picture of the consignment. Plus the shipment papers. Is there a tracking code available? I will certainly not accept shipment without tracking

Just gerade meldet sich auch mal wieder General Allyn Nr. 1 mit einer gehörigen Portion Schreibdurchfall bei Facebook. Der ist echt so doof, dass es schon fast weh tut. Er hasst sein Telefon



Hello sweetheart

Susanne: Hello. Is your WhatsApp ready now?

Is looking for i

Susanne: Who is looking for it?

Honey can you find for me

Susanne: What do you mean?

My phone doesn't accept it because no space anymore look but I have Zangi app and you told me you don't need any other app accept whatApp

Susanne: You can shove that Zangi shit up your ass, understand? Get WhatsApp!

I'm so confused right I hate my phone. I hate it

Susanne: Then get a new one. You are a General!

I will but not know because is too dangerous here we don't take a call. Because of the war here. And how can I do that right now

Susanne: I did not say ANYTHING about a call. All I said is get a fucking new phone so that you can dowload WhatsApp. Get it at Amazon

How can I get phone because we still in Syria right now for the war Susanne can you please understand me please

Susanne: Amazon carries out drone deliveries. So it should not be a big deal. Get things done or don't write to me anymore. You know exactly why. I am getting sick and tired of this!

Okay fine what do you want me to do right now I'm so confused

Susanne: What the HELL are we talking about now in days?????? Get WhatsApp, that is what I want you to do!

General Allyn Nr. 2 scheint es immer noch nicht zu raffen. Oder sollte der "Diplomat" ihn jetzt etwa aus dem Zahlungsverkehr ausgeschlossen haben?




Sorry for the delay. I urgently request your assistance due to the immense trust and love I have for you. I implore you to securely safeguard the briefcase on my behalf until my arrival, when we will embark on a lifelong journey together. As I have previously mentioned, any mishap involving the briefcase during my absence would be utterly devastating for me. Therefore, it is crucial that you establish contact with the diplomat in order to arrange the payment and safe delivery of the briefcase to your care. Additionally, kindly keep me informed about the progress of your communication with the diplomat.


Susanne: Listen, my communication with the diplomat is no langer any of your business, Did you still not understand what I have told you?